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Episode 23
Well then...
Do you want to sit like this for the rest of your life?
Sure.
You only need to spend NT$387,650
and you can sit like this for the rest of your life.
Does NT$387,650...
include you, as well?
Then I have to ask my best friend first.
Hello?
What do you think about Li Da Ren?
Your taste in men finally got better.
Are you sure it is better and not just makeshift?
I am sure.
And I am also sure your love will not have ebbs and flows
and earth-shaking moments
but it will never fade
because...
in the past 15 years, you've always had something to talk about.
So, for the next 15 years
and the next two 15 years
and the next and the next two 15 years...
Stop.
I just want you to promise
whether I break up with Li Da Ren
you will always stand by me.
I will always stand by you.
Happy birthday.
I never kissed my best friend.
Me, either.
Which side are you used to?
No one would ask like this.
This side, maybe.
Me, too.
Then here I come.
Not bad.
Do you want to try the other side?
Why are you laughing? What's so funny?
Is it really that expensive?
- I am sorry. - Sorry...
Wow, long time no see.
Yes.
Business trip?
No.
I am going to... Singapore.
How about you?
Tokyo.
I heard the house was sold.
And I also made two million dollars.
Congratulations.
You guys know each other.
This is my new assistant, Xiao Xi.
Nice meeting you.
Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
Then... safe trip.
I also need to check in.
Bye bye.
Bye.
You Qing.
I...
I owe you an apology.
You don't have to apologize to me.
Instead, I need to thank you.
I am very happy and joyous now.
And I can't wait to fly to Singapore.
- Take care. - Take care.
Excuse me, sir. Your luggage is overweight.
The limit is 20 kilograms per piece.
So, now they are already 54 kilograms.
So they are already 14 kilograms overweight.
Yes, so...
Can you make an exception?
I can't. Sorry, I have to pick up this call.
Pick it up...
Hello?
I am at your 7:30 position.
You go back to where I live first.
- Yes, I am in a rush. - I know.
Well then, is there anything like alcohol or something else?
No, one is my wife's and the other is mine.
Then can you ask your wife to come here?
She is in the bathroom.
[You Qing: You won't even turn around to look at me?]
But can you...
Behave.
Can you talk to your wife?
And... or...
Men are always like this.
Once they get it, they no longer cherish it.
We are running out of time.
- I'll go get two bags for you. - Okay, okay.
There are beers in the fridge.
If you are hungry
there is your favorite PanDan cake
Nyonya cake, and pineapple tarts on the kitchen table.
If you are tired, lie down first.
I just washed the bedsheet and the cover.
By the way, just in case
if you have your period
the pads are in
the first drawer on the right-hand side of the bedside cabinet.
I don't know which kind you are used to
so I bought every kind.
I have put the toothbrush and towel in the bathroom for you.
The password for the computer
is still your birthday.
Sorry, there are many meetings today, and I will be busy.
If I don't fly to you, you can punch me later.
Now, just behave well, and wait for me to get off from work.
One newspaper and two magazines are all for you.
You sweated like this, and you still put blanket on me?
Li Da Ren.
Li Da Ren!
What time is it?
Since you were back, why didn't you wake me up?
I saw you sleeping so deeply.
But I am not here in Singapore to sleep.
See.
We have less than seven hours.
It is so late.
I am glad you noticed it.
I have a lot to talk to you about.
Then let's go eat something.
Madam.
Are you still open?
I am sorry, nothing left. We are closing.
Excuse me, you still have something.
I am going home.
Going home? I know it's very late. But...
- We are so hungry. - Your food is really delicious.
Just one portion, please.
Remember me? Do you remember me?
I am Ping An's...
- You are-- - Ping An's--
- Oh, I remember-- - I was drunk there.
Yes, yes, yes...
- Drunk? - No, it was an accident.
And then, I want to have... that...
So I was thinking about...
taking some classes in interior design.
What do you think?
It's good, as long as you won't be too tired.
But if so, I won't be able to come to see you for months.
It is okay.
I can go back to see you every week.
Once a week.
No problem.
There are scallions. I'll pick them out for you.
Then let me have some of yours.
Why are you breathing so heavily?
I just ran back home from the bus stop.
Why did you run?
I was afraid that I would miss your call.
That's fine, I can just call again.
Not your business.
Can't I just love exercising?
Do you miss me?
I do.
I will arrive in Taipei tomorrow night at 9:45.
I will go pick you up at the airport.
You stay home. Don't wander around.
Not your business.
Why is my girlfriend so disobedient?
So, do you regret?
Not at all.
You Qing.
Are you listening to me?
Yes, of course I am listening.
I can't believe that even though you're so smart
you are still so vulnerable when in love.
You Qing.
Tell me honestly.
I can never get married, can I?
What are you talking about?
How is it possible that you can never get married?
You are so nice. Besides...
Excuse me.
It's an important text. Let me reply first.
It's okay.
Da Ren: I just landed. Where are you at?
You Qing: Sorry, still busy. Just a moment.
Excuse me, sir. Keep the change.
How many hours are left?
Four hours and 15 minutes are left.
- Be careful. - I am sorry.
Why are you saying sorry to me?
We still have four-something hours
and also one beer.
Next time, I have to be more selfish.
No matter who cries or breaks down
I should just be firm.
Then you are not Cheng You Qing.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
So, who broke down today?
Henry's ex- ex-girlfriend.
For work or for love?
Both.
Excuse me, what happened?
He pushed me twice.
- Pushed you twice? - Coming down from the stairs.
- Could you walk faster? - You are a young adult--
Sir and ma'am, can you...
- What? - What?
- We are arguing. - We are arguing. Right.
He kept pushing from up there...
Excuse me, because here is...
Let me tell you this. Just take your father back home.
Woody, Woody...
I am sorry, there is something happening here.
Can you do me a favor?
No problem.
Thank you.
[Li Da Ren's girlfriend.]
Hurry.
Here.
You can actually put it down.
You are so beautiful.
Thanks.
Li Da Ren, your girlfriend is here.
She is so beautiful.
Okay, thanks, Woody. Thank you.
- You should go back to work. - I'll go back to work.
- Bye bye. - Bye bye.
Thank you.
He is so weird.
He is very passionate.
Are you tired?
Do you want to rest at my place?
I can't because I will take the flight back at 5:50.
I have a meeting on Saturday at the last minute.
Then why did you still come here?
What should we do? You have to check in in two hours.
It's okay. We...
we just find somewhere to sit down.
I have a lot that I want to talk about.
Same here.
It's just.... my dad misses you a lot.
My mom misses you a lot.
Same here.
Why far away?
Long distance?
What should I do?
After you left, I miss you so bad that it overwhelms me.
An adult will not care about a kid's mistake.
Your saying is out.
It should be 'the kid is angry because it's the adult's fault.'
It's taking so long.
Hello.
I am sorry.
Didn't we agree on the video chat every day at this time?
Are you busy today?
Yes, I am.
I am sorry.
I have something to tell you.
I also have something to tell you.
You go first.
There is a job opening at my company in Singapore.
Singapore?
So, I volunteered.
Why do you sound like totally not excited?
Because...
I applied to be transferred back to Taiwan.
Why didn't you...
why didn't you discuss it with me?
You didn't discuss it with me first, either.
Then...
then what should we do now?
What do you think?
Should we be together in Singapore or Taiwan?
It doesn't matter as long as we can be together.
Aren't we together now?
Why are you back?
Do you know it is really suffering that I can only see you on the computer?
Then what should you do with the transfer application?
Flip a coin?
Hurry, ten dollar coin, hurry.
This is too ridiculous.
Heads for Taiwan.
Tails for Singapore.
Go.
Stay in Taiwan.
Then you go talk to your company tomorrow.
Okay.
What's up?
But I still have a problem.
What problem?
I need a sufficient reason
for applying to be transferred back to Taiwan.
I can't write that I am homesick
or I want to have some street food in Taiwan.
So, I wrote
getting married.
What's wrong?
Li Da Ren
this is the worst proposal I have ever heard.
But you haven't seen the worst ring.
Even the ring is like this.
All right, don't cry.
Do you have the same feeling that
separating friends is far less joyous than
sending a pair of rivals into their wedding chamber?
I know, right?
It is truly unbelievable.
Wow, are you that upset?
It makes you feel like calling the police. (pun for 'tightly hug')
That's right.
It feels like catching someone cheating.
That's why I am standing here now.
So, I think we have come to a consensus now.
Let us finish this wedding as soon as possible
so as to reach to the climax soon!
That's absolutely right.
Then now
let's welcome the couple of the dog man and the cat woman
Cheng You Qing, Li Da Ren with our applause!
Where are Cheng You Qing and Li Da Ren?
Come out here!
Come out here and face it!
Come out here!
Are you shy?
Come out here and face it!
Guards, catch them and send them away!
- No! - No!
They are talking gibberish. Hurry...
- No! - No!
Kiss...
Dua Zang, roll...
After Dua Zang rolls, Shrewmouse rolls.
Shrewmouse, roll...
Xin Di, here I come.
Hurry to get a divorce.
I am already divorced.
No...
Is she okay?
She is okay.
Are you sure?
It's close. Hurry!
Hurry.
Yay, I won!
Class Leader, do you want to kick them out
with your attitude of the old days?
No, I don't
because they might think that I can't wait to...
- Then I'll go. - No.
Then I should just care about your feeling.
I should just care about your feeling.
What feeling?
Our feeling.
No one is looking at us.
Nic...
Of course, I got it from the vice class leader's drawer.
Why did you secretly go into the vice class leader's drawer?
At the time
besides Mei Nan, the vice class leader was
also in the top three guys that I had a crush on.
Come on, Lu Xin Di.
Which boy didn't you have a crush on in our class?
Please, Lu Xin Di, please don't have a crush on me.
But it's okay if it is you.
Can you not boast yourself?
But you know, this is not the point.
The point is, I was just trying to listen to the tape slyly.
When I returned it the next day, do you know what was in the drawer?
A note for me, 'the thief.'
Do you know what was in the note?
It goes, please return the tape as soon as possible
if you 'accidentally' got it.
And also, this is 'the work for the contest'
and it doesn't contain any innuendo.
See?
Isn't the vice class leader's behavior like
'a guilty person proves his guilt by protesting his innocence'?
So I deliberately and annoyingly figures out who the arrogant girl is.
I guessed it must be Cheng You Qing.
Since you knew it was for the class leader
why did you still hide it secretly?
Yes, why?
There were a lot of people that had a crush on class leader.
She didn't even need this.
I finally know older brother Da Ren is so romantic.
Do you regret giving him up?
Who should be together with whom is like every pot has its lid.
There is nothing I should be jealous of.
This pot doesn't have a lid yet.
What's wrong?
But anyway, poor older brother Da Ren.
He suffered a lot from the trouble you made.
But you shouldn't say this.
It is really a pity.
His wedding night was ruined and became so unromantic.
It is really late now.
I don't think they can do anything anyway.
Here, let's continue.
Cheers.
Come on, continue what?
Hello?
Excuse me, it's time for you to check out.
Okay, thank you.
What's up?
Wake up.
Time to check out.
Where are they?
I don't know.
They probably already left.
Whose is this?
I don't know.
They are bad friends.
I'll go pack.
Are you going to leave like this?
Or?
Oh, yes.
I even forgot to remove my makeup yesterday.
Let me help you remove it.
You don't know how.
I do.
Get two cotton pads first
and pour some removal for eyes and lips on them.
Then put the cotton pads on the face.
After 30 seconds, gently slither away the cotton pads.
And then flip the cotton pads to the back
and gently remove the lipstick.
How do you know how to remove makeup?
You taught me.
Did I?
By the way, I want to take a shower.
I smell of alcohol.
What's wrong?
What is it?
Do you think they will notice if we go take a shower?
No, I don't want them to...
This is the first day after we got married.
Guys, the dumplings are ready.
Don't grab with your hands. It's disgusting.
Hey, Shrewmouse.
Wow, it freaks me out.
There are some here, too.
Why compete?
Dumplings...
Wife, have some dumplings.
There are some here.
I am afraid you won't get any.
Thank you.
Can you go get a room? You're making me lose my appetite.
Then don't eat.
Shrewmouse, don't use your hands!
The friends that we can't get rid of
keep following us.
You Qing.
Wait. Wait.
The more souvenirs you have means
the happier you are at our home.
- Got it, Mom. - There is no need, Mom.
They know I am happy just by looking at me.
Here, let me look at you.
From now on, you are our family.
Be careful on your way. Got it?
- Got it. - Why are you here?
- In-law. - In-law, why are you here? It's really...
It is nice today. Just come out and walk around.
The sincere family love
is surrounding us.
Cheng You Qing and Li Da Ren
are walking on the path to happiness.
Ladies and Gentlemen, we will be arriving in Singapore.
Please return to your seat
fasten your seat belt
upright your seat
secure your tray tables and stow your foot rest.
For our security, from now on
please don't use the lavatory.
Turn off all electronic devices
until the cabin door is open.
Thank you for your cooperation.
I think I might not love you.
In order to not love you
I let myself like you so much
so that you will not bear to leave me.
I think I hate the arrogant you.
And I also hate the perfect you.
So I pretend to hate you
so that you will not bear to leave me.
Excuse me, this is my new wife.
Oh no, the wife I just got married with.
Excuse me. Thank you.
- Congratulations. - Thank you.
I am sorry for bothering you.
Wife.
I can't live in a city without you.
Is it that funny?
I have been practicing--
practicing for so long.
But you still sang so terribly.
No, I mean that line not the song.
Stop saying that line.
What are you doing?
There seem to be mosquitoes.
You spray perfume for mosquitoes?
Are you done with showering?
This bed is very comfortable.
Are you used to that side?
What shall we do? I am, too.
Well...
One, two, three...
Then from now on, I will sleep on this side.
Thank you.
Did you turn on the AC?
I did.
What degree?
18.
Then it is appropriate.
What should I do? I am so nervous.
I've never had sex with my best friend before.
Me either.
Then what shall we do?
Turn off the light first.
What's wrong?
Nothing.
Cheng You Qing.
Here I come. Here I come...
Okay, here you... Wait a second!
I am thinking about
having kids after two years.
It will be easier for us.
What do you think?
I agree.
Of course, we have to wait until we both are stable
so that we can welcome babies.
Oh, I am sorry.
There should be some in the living room.
I'll go check it.
The living room?
What happened? What happened?
What happened? Why...
- Why did you fall? - I tripped on the wire.
Why were you so careless?
I'll go find the emergency kit.
Don't move.
Softly!
It hurts.
You are already a grown-up.
And you are still so careless like a kid.
Da Ren is just my name.
But sometimes I am still like a kid.
Right?
Do it yourself.
Wife, don't be upset.
You smell so good.
How is it?
Not bad.
What?
Not bad.
This is our first night.
Although there are some imperfections
I am still very satisfied.
- There are only two heads. - I am so stupid.
No, you are not.
You Qing.
My facial expression is quite awkward.
If it were the end of the world tomorrow
what would you want to do most?
On a beach with no one there
swim naked.
I am joking.
How about you?
What would you do?
It doesn't matter as long as
I am sure I am with you.
It's nine o'clock!
Li Da Ren, it's nine o'clock. Wake up, hurry.
Hurry, it's already nine o'clock!
Wow, nine o'clock.
This is our life.
Of course, it is not perfect.
I don't think Mom is wrong.
Even if Uncle Bai is nice and gentle
he is really wrong this time.
There is nothing about right or wrong about this matter.
Don't talk like a philosopher.
It is just a feeling.
Just like you
you always say you can refuse this and that.
What is your principle?
That is my principle.
We also fight.
We also give each other the cold shoulder.
But luckily
we have our friends.
Hello?
My best friend.
What's up?
I had a fight with him.
I can sense that simply from hearing your voice.
He really went too far.
Why?
I was doing it for his sake.
I don't want him to be exploited all the time.
He always has no principle.
But he just couldn't understand me.
He does. He always does.
No one understands more than he does.
Excuse me, wait a second.
I already rang before.
There is no one home.
Don't be upset.
Go home?
Don't be upset.
My principle is
I will never let you leave my side in this lifetime.
Charms of a mature lady #13...
Having a job you love
a home you love
and... him.
Someone is watching us.
He is watching.
- Don't-- - No.
I can't see with my sunglasses on. It's okay. You continue.
I know you are in a rush.
He can't see anything.
It better be.
- What are you doing? - What are you doing?
You want to kiss, too?
You want to be in?
I'll give you bun after we are back, okay?
Or you want pan-fried bun?
The end.
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